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			<title><![CDATA[ House Narrowly Passes Historic Health Care Bill ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ We are F...d.  Got kids or grandkids?  They&#39;re F...d too.
<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000CC">The U.S. House of Representatives narrowly passed a massive overhaul of the American health care system Saturday night by a vote of 220
to 215. One Republican, Rep. Joseph Cao of Louisiana, crossed the aisle, while 39 Democrats joined the Republicans in opposing the measure.
<br>
<br>
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called passage of the</font> <a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:09:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ After 950 Tries, Woman Passes Exam ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Holy fuck.  Stereotypes are there for a reason!
<br>
<br>
Asian &gt; Female &gt; Senior citizen &gt; <font color="#CC0000"><strong>DANGER
<br>
<br></strong></font>

<div class="articleTxt smallText" id="articleTxt1">
  <font color="#CC0000"><font color="#0000CC">SEOUL, South Korea (Nov. 7) -- A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the written exam for a driver&#39;s
  license with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time. The aspiring driver spent more... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Free entre at Applebees Wedensday ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4853/t/Free-entre-at-Applebees-Wedensday.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/06/fight-for-your-country-get-a-free-bloomin-onion/?icid=main|main|dl3|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slashfood.com%2F2009%2F11%2F06%2Ffight-for-your-country-get-a-free-bloomin-onion%2F">
Veterans and active duty
<br></a>
<br>
<font color="#0000CC">At <strong>Applebee&#39;s</strong> restaurants around the country, vets and active-duty military can get a free entree on Wednesday from
11 a.m. until midnight. And while Applebee&#39;s will ask for military ID,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:02:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Utah: Increasing Speed Limits Doesn&#39;t Kill ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4850/t/Utah-Increasing-Speed-Limits-Doesn-39-t-Kill.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Something I already suspected.  Germany doesnt appear to have prblems with unlimited speed.  Maybe it will lower cell phone usage while driving as well.  At
least Darwins principle will rule.
<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000CC">Test Confirms 80 MPH Okay
<br>
<br>
Humans are marvelous at self-organization -- it&#39;s how we get nomadic tribes and cities like Tokyo, it explains how New Yorkers avoid each other and
actually get places on the sidewalks in midtown, and it leads to things like... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:40:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Gunman (soldier) kills 11 at Fort Hood ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4843/t/Gunman-soldier-kills-11-at-Fort-Hood.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ This is all still pretty sketchy news at this time, but completely unbelievable that something like this can happen. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:24:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Jeff Dunham, funny or racist ?? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ These days, it seems you can&#39;t turn around without hearing about comedian <a href="http://television.aol.com/celebs/jeff-dunham/479953/main">Jeff
Dunham</a>, arguably the most popular ventriloquist since Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop -- and lot more polarizing.
<br>
<br>
In case you don&#39;t know Dunham, he&#39;s been a ventriloquist for 25 years, has generated 350 million hits on YouTube and, <a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:26:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Fruit and BJ Day? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Bet you thought this was a gehy thread. Psyche.
<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000CC"><strong>Fruit bats use oral sex to prolong the deed
<br></strong>
<br>
When they do their thing, female Chinese fruit bats add oral sex to get the males to prolong the act, scientists now find, suggesting the behavior confers
evolutionary benefits.
<br>
<br>
Oral sex, or fellatio, is often used in human foreplay, the researchers noted, but rarely seen in other animals. As such, there have been few evolutionary... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:19:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Insurers Drop Chinese Drywall Policies ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Food isnt the only thing f-ckd up from China
<br>
<br>

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  <font color="#0000CC">WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (Oct. 15) -- James and Maria Ivory&#39;s dreams of a relaxing retirement on Florida&#39;s Gulf Coast were put on
  hold when they discovered their new home had been built with Chinese drywall that emits sulfuric fumes and corrodes pipes. It got worse when they asked their
  insurer for help - and not only was their claim denied, but... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:51:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ October Web Stats ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Website:

<div style="margin-left: 2em">
  19,952 page views (+6,075 from September)
</div>

<div style="margin-left: 2em">
  01:48 avg time spent on site (up 0:23 from October)
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Top pages viewed (site):
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1. Home page
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2. Commentaries
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  2,307 new posts (+1,135 from September)
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			<title><![CDATA[ Halloween costumes???????? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I was thinking about this after seeing the picture of Tazer and Bur and I don&#39;t recall this subject ever being asked before. I don&#39;t know if people are
dressing up but you should! I know my buddy and I are going out and of course dressing up. Last year was a high water mark for us. We went out as Ricky Vaughn
and Jake Taylor from the Major League movies. This year we are going as Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews. I got a pair of Blackhawk pant shell&#39;s and socks
of course.
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:26:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Man Who Drove Drunk On La-Z-Boy Chair Speaks Out ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I missed this one.  Roll bar, speakers, cup holder, Nitrous... sweet.  Lol.
<br>
<br>

<p><font color="#0000CC">A Proctor man who pleaded guilty last week to driving a motorized La-Z-Boy chair drunk is speaking out.
<br>
<br></font></p>

<p><font color="#0000CC">Meanwhile, the famous furniture that made headlines across the globe is hitting the internet for auction by police.</font></p>

<p><font color="#0000CC">It&#39;s a La-Z-Boy&#39;, 61-year-old Dennis Anderson still wishes he... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:20:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hungry? Just fork it ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4810/t/Hungry-Just-fork-it.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Mmmmm...metal.  Lol.  TOTW material
<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000CC">The woman who had to go under the knife - after swallowing an entire canteen of cutlery
<br>
<br>
Margaret Daalman came to hospital complaining of stomach ache - and one glance at her X-ray shows why.
<br>
<br>
Surgeons in Rotterdam in the Netherlands were flabbergasted when X-rays showed 78 different items of cutlery in the 52-year-old woman&#39;s stomach.
<br></font>
<br>
<img height="505"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:12:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ NHL Center Ice ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4797/t/NHL-Center-Ice.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I was just able to get Directv to kick back $10 a month for the next 6 months on my bill. This dropped my cost for Center Ice from $149 to only 90 bucks for
the entire season. 
<br>
I expressed my dissatisfaction with the fact that I am unable to watch any of the NHL games broadcast on the Verses Channel. (I have already missed 3
Blackhawks games). Additionally, I will miss any and all playoff games that are on Verses. 
<br>
<br>
Although, this does not solve the problem of missing games it... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Otto Zilch)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:30:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Americas got Talent ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4786/t/Americas-got-Talent.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Now I usually don&#39;t waste my time on this show.  Watched partial segments maybe once or twice.  Somehow I just felt compelled to post this.
<br>
<br>
Gong Show redux?
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfEw4iC6EVs&amp;feature=related">Busty Heart</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:06:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Time for a game? ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4785/t/Time-for-a-game-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ In view of the Nashville spanking last night...
<br>
<br>
wish That I Was On Ole Rocky Top Down In The Tennessee Hills ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:40:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ SinBin ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4784/t/SinBin.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="7"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></font>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
Too bad HESCORES entered it wrong on the calendar. <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 204);">I wonder how many days your birthday will go on for.</span>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (wolves)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:32:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Soupy Sales DOA ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ DAmmit soupey--I had already listed on my dead pool list for next year
<br>
<br>
self centered bastard ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mrcrazycanuck)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:32:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ adriaticfan ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4764/t/adriaticfan.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday!
<br>
<br>
Although with the time difference it&#39;s probably close to being over. Hope it was a good one. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:21:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ $20.00 cheeseburger ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4762/t/-20-00-cheeseburger.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ TGI Friday&#39;s, Times Square NY.
<br>
<br>
Lolz.  Went there about a month ago.  Apologies to anyone from NY NY but I didn&#39;t have time to hook up.  Anyways wound up in Times Square and needed to get
something to eat.  Twenty dollar burger.  May have been more.  I forget exactly.  I want to forget.  I&#39;ll never do that again.  Automatic 15% tip for
weekends.  I knew mid-town was expensive but... fuck that.  Mickeys ds next time.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:59:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ BEARS GAME TONIGHT ]]></title>
			<link>http://wirtzsucks.yuku.com/topic/4760/t/BEARS-GAME-TONIGHT.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Un fuckin believable
<br>
They did everything in the world to lose tonight, and they still coulda won ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:36:21 GMT</pubDate>
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